I see you're laugh has no vowels, interesting.

CHRISTMAS GIFTS, EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE:
1. 2 Buddhist books
2. 2 boxes of tea
3. 2 sweaters (and they are HOT)
4. 4 or 5 tanktopishes and none of them are black! Yay!
5. Black and neon green gloves!
6. Blue + white jammies (goddamn do I have a lot of blue clothes, but hey, I like blue)
7. Giftcard to Victoria's Secret, Gamestop, and Office Depot or something (which I need to find), and Borders
8. CHECKS AND CASH!
9. A Starbucks mug
10. A pingu (it's a penguin [for the morons]) and bunny wind-up toy
11. Candy and general stocking stuffers (chocolate, Willy Wonka candy, lotion, nail polish, etc.)

Okay, that's generally everything. Sorry that I didn't include the stuff from our magical mall adventure. Now have a screencap.