Power Generator

Just generating names... for no reason except I can.
Here are my favorites (you should actually read them and then try to imagine a person with these names):

• Lustlure
• Carnalroot
• Planttree The Evil (Trees aren't plants!)
• Metalpassion (Oo! don't really want to know what's going on there...)
• Ph-ne (wtf? Pronunciation?)
• Thuggggo (Don't you just love g's?)
• Zaturugorne (It starts with a Z!)
• Rotrot (redundant!)
• Scumpus
• Skullvomit (Yum!)
• Sneakchill The Sneaky
• Braincraft The Crafty
• Angerhate The Evil
• Angerpleasure (Sadistic, much)
• Loveboss The Ruler
• Toothpleasure (I love it when my teeth feel good)
• Masterpleasure
• Masterdrool The Seducer
• Miner with a Heart of Beyrl Who Reached the Cave of Poison (YAY! The cave of poison!)
• Emperor who Is Not Destined to become a Grand Priestess (Darn. The emperor can't become a grand priestess. Probably because emperors are MEN)
• The Second Emperor That Remembers Fire (Back in his day there was fire... well, there's still fire today, but it was in his day, too!)
• "New York" Keith Howard (nice nickname, chump)
• G. Y. "Great" Reynolds (How the heck do you get "great" as a nickname?)
• Fred the Reporter
• Yasdiel, The Unspeakable Unspeakable Manipulator in the Woods
• Bdy'M, The Haunter of Fear (well that job sucks. You get to haunt fear. Yeah. "Great")
• The Astronaut Doctor (Because he couldn't make up his mind when he was a kid)
• Zye-Whubhogo, The Final Final Goat (Yeah, the final final goat. You know, after the final goat.)
• Emily "Steel Nurse" Simpson
• Crystal "Ambitious Hate" Bradley (I'm gonna hate... EVERYBODY!)
• Elizabeth "Los Angeles Physicist" Arnold
• Ocmufoch, The Beast (A sexy beast?)
  

Oh and here's a very sexy man:

This gentleman has an insane air about him. His round eyes are the exact color of wild grass. He has long, smoke gray hair mostly bound in a series of braids. His build is rather lean. He has prominent cheekbones and large hands.

Release the angry psychic sloths with self-destruct devices!
Wait, I meant release the anthropomorphic single-minded invisible capybaras that throw blasts of energy!