Today's Mood: Apathetic

I'm pretty tired. Of Reilly >:(
Just kidding, Reilly. I don't hate you much.

Next stop: Math Homework Land!

Spanish Homework

Here is my paragraph for Spanish class:

¡Hola! Soy catorce y soy nací en el diecisiete de septiembre de diecinueve noventa tres. Soy de California.

Me gusta mucho fumar y apostar. No me gusta matar flores con pies. Tampoco me gusta ni destruir el arte ni escribir la poesía. Me gusta patear los gatitos y me gusta patear perritos. Yo soy simpática pero a veces violenta. Tambien soy muy mágica y feliz. Me gusta mas ir a Tokio que ir a Siberia. Soy perezoso y muy artístico y un poco irritable. Me gusta dormir pero a veces me gusta estar con mis amigos o caminar mi perro. No me gusta beber café o mirar películas terribles. Yo soy maravillosa.

¡Adiós!

World War II Propaganda: There will be more...

Because propaganda is so weird and fun, I thought I'd post some. This one is very hilarious because it's so freaking dramatic. Like God is pointing down from the sky kind of dramatic.













When you ride ALONE you ride with Hitler!
Arguments propaganda doesn't get much weirder than this. Hitler's ghost rides in your car when you are alone! Beware!

Bee-Jesus!

This is going to be a longish post. Here we go.

Movies I have seen recently, in Theaters and out:
Bee Movie: Saw it yesterday with Reilly. It was much better than I expected. The story was cute, the animation was good, and it was pretty funny, too. Which is surprising considering Seinfeld was part of it.

Idiocracy: Saw it with my Texan family + Timony. Very funny. Basically, instead of being brilliant super genius people in the future, this movie talks about how stupid people are having the most kids. That means that stupid people are in control of the world in 2505. It's a bit depressing, though, because this perfectly average person is now the smartest person in the world. He also goes to jail for "talking like a fag" and not having a tag on his arm. You should see it.

Beowulf in 3D: All movies need to be in 3D now. They have gotten so good and the color isn't affected. You know, it's not all green and red. The 3D was actually pretty unnerving at first because it was such good animation. Although the entire thing is animated, it looks so very good. Like, at some points you go "Hey, that looks real." The naked fighting scene was kind of ridiculous, though. So many strategically placed objects. I would recommend going to see this if you don't mind icky and violent stuff. If you do mind, oh well. It's good anyways.

Enchanted: Full of awesome Disney cliches. Much worth the viewing, but don't make your standards too high.

Inside Man: Clever, action-filled, and more awesomeness. Go see it if you liked Crank, Man on Fire, or actually anything really. You should probably see Crank and Man on Fire if you haven't.


Well that was shorter than expected. All of these movies should be seen by you. They are good.

Texas es muy!

No, I didn't die via walls closing in. I'm here.
Oh no! I didn't blog so I must have been dead!
Yeah, no real news over here. Texas is pretty awesome, which is the exact opposite of what you would expect.
Hanging out with my Texan family is pretty awesome. I'll eventually post pictures for you curious folks. You know, so you see my dad. He does exist.

Basically, that's all I have to say. Pretty boring, huh?

Texan Roads take me to my father's home

Cause he lives in Texas and so do I currently.
Amazazing.

Want to watch some TV's commit suicide?
Have some techno that I ♥. It has depressed TV's, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EEea1DlXGs

Toodles!

♥♥♥Hearts!

Okay, how you make the hearts are simple
Make sure that num lock is on. I'm not sure why, but that is what I was told. num lock is on the number pad on the way left of most keyboards.
You know that alt button on the right? Press it and hold it down. Then, press 3 on the key pad. The key pad on the way right.

You produce an adorable heart ♥

Post #20!

I wonder what I should be when I grow up. I'm thinking trail guide or DJ.

My ideal career changes every six months to a year, though. As soon as I tell someone, I begin to become disinterested. Hey, that's how everything works with me though! :D

I'm such an anti-conformist.

SWEDISH FISH ARE DELICIOUS

Hmm, I've got too much homework. I don't think I'll do it tonight. No, I'll be stupid and do it tomorrow. Sounds good to me. School is pretty crappy.

ALMOST HALFWAY THROUGH!

I'm excited for Thanksgiving break. I'm leaving on Monday and returning on Saturday. Yes, I'm so sick of all your sorry mugs that I'm leaving... for five days. You may say "Hey! That's six days!" but I'll laugh in your face if you do. That's because I'm coming back at like 10 in the morning on Saturday.

If I remember, I'll send you some pictures of my dad and stuff. Yeah, he's cool. I'll also prove to you that Freeb!rds burritos exists. Yes, it's got a sexy !

Ciao!

What's up with me?

I really don't know why I blog here still. I mean, this is weird with me. Usually I forget about stuff like this and let it slowly swirl down the toilet bowl of ignorance. Or some cool metaphor. Seriously, I don't even get comments. Oh well. My insanity and talking to myself can't be helped.

~♥~♥~♥~

Today sure was fun though. It involved me goofing off more than normal. Heh. Those were the good old days when I didn't even have to listen in class. Oh yeah, 1-4 grade were the bomb.
Then I came to this dump of a school in 5th grade. Not literally, though. My last school was more of a dump. Anyways, the people were... okay. Sarah used to be too weird for me so I can really say that only Meagan and Reilly were the cool people at the time.
Don't worry past-Sarah. You get cooler in the future.
Yeah, then we had 6th grade. Kate was Meagan's lover ;)
7th grade... Not much happened. Sarah is bumped up to cool and more people begin living at our table.
8th grade: Sweetness on a pancake. I am loving this year. HOORAY for fun.
Don't worry, present Meagan. The only thing that's ungood is you not being here with meeeee.
So that's my life. If you don't like it then I'll be forced to feed you my 8th grade sweetness on a pancake.

Boom Boom Boom Boom

Vengaboys totally did Boom Boom Boom Boom, not Aqua. Whoever put that up on LimeWire is retarded. Anyways, it's in the lyrics, too:

Whoa oh whoa oh
Everybody get on down
Whoa oh whoa oh
Vengaboys are back in town

See?

Fun! Captions because I can!

So I took the pictures that Sarah took at the Halloween dance and then I cut out little chunks and gave them captions.
Well I was having fun. A few of these pictures are mean, so I hope the people never find my blog.

ZOMBIE'S NOT IN THE HOUSE! HE'S IN THE ROOM!

This is the version I've come to know and love:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3b8G8delDlk

WARNING: Lots of cussing... and some disturbing images.
Just kidding! Only a lot of cussing.

Well, that's all folks.

Ramblin Man-blin

omg, lyk 4 minutes until I have to get ready! Fir school, don'tcha know.
Ew, school sucks. Ember is making some creepy noises. She's like "mrrreeww? mroooww.."

Just like that. Except she's a dog and those noises are whining noises.

Lol, I'm so out of it right now. I have a link bar at the top and just clicked a link BECAUSE I felt like it. I was happy that my blog was still here when I got back.

Oh ya, this is mainly rambling. Cause, ya know, I'm bored.

One last thing: I saw Black Sheep and it was good. You should see it, yes you should.

English Junk, but it's funny

So we did this daily and I decided to post the funny analogies. Apparently we're studying analogies, but, like, whatever. My favorite ones are all of them. :D

• He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

• His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

• She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

• The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

• McMurphy fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

• Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

• Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

• Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

• He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

• The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

• Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

• The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.

• They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

• John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

• The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

• The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

Limewire! Hooray!

Didn't I post today? Yeah, whatever.

Yay! I got Limewire! I thought you had to buy it. That's prolly because I accidentally clicked on the wrong thing last time.

Oh yeah. I was also watching the National Geographic Youtube stuff. I found this in the comments:
Thought it was pretty funny. :)

Man, I would like some cheese with my whine

I think I'm getting sick.
Ew.
But seriously, I had a massive headache last night and this morning, I have a sore throat, and... blarg. I had a fever a couple nights ago.

One thing that makes me happy today is Heroes. That's going to be on later though and I'm still going to be forced through school. :(

TPCA sucks.

Doodle

You know, I think I'm getting worse at drawing.

And you know what?
I'm getting rid of this whole Tokyo and van thing. Not really rid of it, but just not posting it to every post.

Oh yeah. I'm not going to be here on the week of Thanksgiving break so HA!

Let's learn about me!

Mm, quizzes.

You Are Ruby Red

You are warm and inviting - yet a little wild and outrageous. Well aware that you have a dual personality, you work it as much as you can! You like for people to be comfortable around you, but not at the expense of you stealing the limelight. Popular and well known, you make friends easily. You have your big personality to thank for that.

What Color Red Are You?

There's a Chance You Could Be Violent

Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage.

Could You Be Violent?

Your Halloween Costume Should Be

A Pimp

What Should You Be For Halloween?

You Are Probably Not Pregnant

It seems like you're in the clear, but you should really take a test to be sure.

Are You Pregnant?

Your Personality Is Like Ecstasy

You're usually feeling the love for the world around you - you want to hug everyone. And while you're usually content to sit back and view the world with wonder... Sometimes you're world becomes very overwhelming and a little scary. At your best: You're totally buzzing, and every little thing makes you happy. What people like about being around you: You're a one person party. Dancing, hugging, tons of smiles! What people dislike about being around you: Once you're done partying, you're pretty exhausted and depressed. How addicted people get to you: Not very. Though don't take it personally. They still like you!

What Drug Is Your Personality Like?

I tried taking a few car tests, but none had vans :(
There was also nothing related to Tokyo except pocky. It seems they got rid of this awesome quiz, but maybe I was just not looking hard enough.
Oh yeah. The whole pimp thing is hilarious. I was expecting to get some kind of monster. You weren't there, but I answered a question about how I would carve a pumpkin with something like "I'd eat the pumpkin! The whole pumpkin!"
lol, or something like that.